LIFE BEFORE THE INTERNET ----------------------------------
Memory was something you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a tv show. A curser used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano! A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu! A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse was a rodent that ate cheese. A mouse mat was where a mouse lived and wiped his feet. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy ...you just hoped nobody found out!
Fast food was fish and chips, computers occupied a building, phones were used to talk on, petrol was 6/8d a gallon, a pint of beer was 1/10d. the internet linked nuclear missile silos…….. those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end xxx
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