Now for something not so completely different . Another look at life from the outside in. More Madness this time closer to home in the recent past.

Have you ever lived with someone that was not normal. I am no angel, but I live by logic and by common sense, well I try, but not everyone is the same.

I remember Bill Barr. He was an Inspector at Brent, and we went to his nice big house in Wembley one sunny day in the 70’s. All the windows were open as you would expect, and he was rushing down the driveway, then he shouted at his mother in law who was house sitting. The central heating was on , yes it was a sunny summer’s day. He told me that she put so much electricity on one day, the tar insulation on the underground main cables to the meter was melting.

Now I have known loopy Lou like that. How come a prospective live in partner is on her best behaviour, then resorts to selfish madness after a year, when you have moved in together. Open the windows in the winter with the heating on, close the windows and doors in the summer, and switch on electronic air fresheners, instead of allowing natural fresh air in through the windows. Energy conservation, what is that, a £400 utility bill to boot. Mind you recycling was not her pet subject either, food always came out of a packet and her way was to landfill all the rubbish, as well as waste energy resources and warm up the whole planet. What a wanker. BTW apart from watching murders on TV Ms Gordina Blue loves to watch cooking programmes...................WHY...............when it obviously comes in packets and tins !!!!!

Oh one more thing, the bathroom window which opened sideways, she would keep that open when the house was vacant, but at least she did not put a sign out saying “dear burglar, no one is in, use a ladder and help yourself.”

So your country does not need more lerts, no need to be alert, what we need is complete and utter imbeciles to populate our planet earth.
To me they are in the ascendancy.